“There are crazies and there are crazies.” daddy said, as he settled down for the dinner.
“What happened?” mom asked.
“A family has just moved in the haunted house…” he said. “Moving in a house like that with a family! I saw the couple when they were getting down from their car, few kids and a young couple.”
A mile or so away another family was having their dinner.
There was a full goat on the dinner table. The whole family was digging in.